Welcome to the world, NEUROTICA!

I’d ask for a drum roll, but it would be more appropriate if we had ducks quacking for us …

Hey, Neurotica … how you doin’?

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(c) 2014 ~ Sarah Hansen/Okay Creations

(c) 2014 ~ Sarah Hansen/Okay Creations

SUMMARY

If you find yourself talking to Jayne Dandy, keep the conversation on Star Wars and rubber ducks—best not to mention men, dating, or S-E-X. Because Jayne is fine with the way things are: writer of obituaries and garage sale ads by day, secret scribe of adventures in distant galaxies by night. But her crippling fear of intimacy has made her the butt of jokes since forever, and hiding behind her laptop isn’t going to get her lightsaber lit.

After her therapist recommends that she write erotica as a form of exposure therapy, Jayne joins forces with pen and paper to combat the demons that won’t let her kiss and tell. Unexpectedly downsized at work, she adopts a pseudonym and secretly self-publishes one of her naughty books to make ends meet. When her adorable, long-time friend Luke, co-owner of the popular Portland food truck Luke Piewalker’s, hears she’s been demoted, he insists on hiring her to sling éclairs and turnovers at his side. Her secret must be kept, but sparks ignite between them, sending Jayne and her X-Wing into a tailspin that will either make her face down her neuroses or trigger a meltdown of Death Star proportions.

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RELEASE DATE:

AUGUST 21, 2014

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3 Responses to “Welcome to the world, NEUROTICA!”

  1. Nicole Miklavic

    Love the cover and can’t wait to get my hands on this book. Aug can’t get here fast enough

    Reply

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