All the FUN Secrets Happen Here First

 

Sooooo you totally should sign up for our newsletter. Because sometimes, cool stuff goes out across the Internet Express. LIKE THE FIRST CHAPTER OF HOLLIE PORTER BUILDS A RAFT! I know! I’m super excited too. Poor Hollie. But you know what they say: “Chase your main character up a tree and then throw rocks at her.” #evil

Hollie Porter Builds a Raft

If you’re a newsletter fan, sign up HERE. I promise you — I am not awesome about spamming folks with a zillion newsletters every month. In fact, I often forget to send them at all until the marketing director at Writers House says IT’S TIME TO SEND ANOTHER NEWSLETTER. Thank you, Julie. It’s brilliant you’re thinking for me. Sometimes I has the dumb.

OH! And PINTEREST! Who doesn’t love spending hours dreaming up their perfect house/outfit/dinner/movie star boyfriends? Check out the HOLLIE PORTER BUILDS A RAFT pinboard on Pinterest. Which dress will she choose? 😉

AND NEUROTICA IS ALMOST ONE, SOOOO …

 

Fan of geek humor? Star Wars? Adorable pastry chefs? Food trucks? Rubber ducks and embarrassing innuendo? A little sci-fi fun? How about watching the neurotic-but-lovable Jayne Dandy fall in love?

If you buy a copy of NEUROTICA between NOW and SEPTEMBER 4th, I will send you some super-cute bookmarks AND enter you in a random drawing for a $15 Amazon giftcard! It’s easy — buy the book* on one of the many platforms, send me your purchase receipt via email WITH YOUR PHYSICAL MAILING ADDRESS so I know where to send your wee prize, and POOF! Pretty bookmarks so you can stop using that old bus pass or Starbucks receipt to hold your spot.

Neurotica 3D

(*Please do not buy the book and then immediately return it to get in on this fun. Because that’s cheating and cheating is not nice and it makes my heart hurt.)

Drawing will be done September 4, so enjoy the rest of summer before the leaves start crackling and falling off the trees. (Which just happens to be my VERY favorite time of year!)

Read on, friends,

love-and-cake

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