Wit and snark with a character arc.
Just in time for Earth Day . . . a new Hollie Porter + Planet Lara crossover novella!
Hollie Porter Saves the Planet
Recycle some laughs this Earth Day with Hollie Porter and Lara Clarke!
Hollie Porter Saves the Planet is filled with Eliza Gordon’s signature style of humor and fun, heartfelt emotions, with just a teeny bit of spice.
~ Katie Reads
Hollie Porter, marketing director and First Lady of sea otters, is thrilled when prestigious Vancouver eco-first company Clarke Innovations chooses Revelation Cove to host their annual Green It Up Eco-Summit over Earth Day weekend. With his major-junior hockey team’s playoff run cut short, Ryan is back at the Cove where together, he and Hollie are excited to show local business owners that going green can be both fun and profitable. But you know what they say about best-laid plans.
From the introduction of NORA, the Nature-Oriented Robotic Assistant, and her precocious programmer to a food composter more interested in creating noxious odors than nutrient-rich soil, Hollie must think on her feet to keep her guests and VIP presenters from deserting on their battery-powered watercraft before the show ends. And somewhere among the throng, an anonymous guest with a penchant for social media mischief stirs up trouble online, threatening to undermine the summit’s success.
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Hollie Porter Gone Wild!
How about ALL THREE NOVELLAS in one novel-length book?
Embark on a whirlwind of holiday fun, romantic escapades, and eco-adventures with Hollie Porter and her hunky hockey husband, Ryan, in Hollie Porter Gone Wild: A Novella Trilogy. This wacky collection brings together three hilarious novellas filled with all the Hollie Porter shenanigans you can imagine . . . and then some.
In Hollie Porter’s Hat Trick Christmas, join Hollie as she navigates a chaotic Christmas at Revelation Cove, complete with a snow-bound husband, masked party crashers, and a holiday fete even Santa would enjoy. Can Hollie score a hat trick of her own to make this a Christmas to remember
Valentine’s Day brings its own set of challenges in Open Me First, where Hollie plays nurse to her freshly broken Ryan and tackles resort chaos fueled by Cupid’s terrible aim. Romantic treasure hunts and surprising (and awkward!) revelations make this Valentine’s Day weekend one for the books.
The trilogy rounds off with Hollie Porter Saves the Planet, where Earth Day at Revelation Cove is anything but peaceful. Hollie and Ryan hustle to make an eco-summit a success despite tech mishaps and social media sabotage. It’s a comedic celebration of love, community, and our planet that’s sure to sprout some giggles.
Dive into each story packed with romance, humor, and the occasional pandemonium, perfect for readers looking for a lighthearted escape. Come on up to the Cove—we can’t wait to check you in!
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Enough Hollie Porter to tickle your funny bone.
Because every day is Valentine’s Day when you’re in luuuuuurve . . .
Love is in the air at Revelation Cove! But Hollie Porter’s romantic Valentine’s Day plans with her hot hockey hubby hit the ice when Ryan injures his arm during practice and needs some XL TLC.
Nurse Hollie springs into action, eager to play doctor with her man. But between Ryan’s recovery, running the resort, and guests causing chaos from a few too many Cupid’s Cure cocktails, Hollie’s patience is tested. Things go from bad to super awkward when Hollie literally discovers her dad has a little somethin’-somethin’ going on in his boudoir too.
Despite the mayhem, Ryan won’t let the holiday pass without romancing his beloved. He sends Hollie on a treasure hunt around the resort, offering clever clues that lead to heartfelt gifts. But when the final present opens a new door to their future, Hollie has to decide if she’s ready to step out of this comfort zone into a grander adventure.
Spend your Valentine’s Day with Hollie and Ryan and the gang up at Revelation Cove. Just be sure to pack Band-Aids and aspirin—that Cupid is a sneaky fella.
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Christmas is only eight shopping months away!
Hollie Porter has her fifth Christmas with hunky hockey husband Ryan all planned out. But when a massive storm grounds her man on the mainland, Hollie must work double time to keep the Revelation Cove guests happy, fed—and rabies-free.
They say bad things come in threes, but in hockey, three goals by one player is called a hat trick. Despite weather woes, a group of masked party crashers, and a very merry strip tease gone wrong, can Hollie still score a hat trick of her own on the Big Day?
Come on up to the Cove for a hilarious holiday romp full of romance, cookies, and chaos—as if you’d expect anything less from our beloved Hollie.
“It’s 100% on-brand Hollie Porter chaos.”
Book 1, available now in ebook, paperback, and audio!
Book 2, available now in ebook, paperback, and audio!
Book 3, available now in ebook, paperback, and audio!
“Planet Lara is the MUST-READ series of 2021. Taking the best of women’s fiction and romantic suspense to create something wholly unique: ENVIROMANCE. Shove whatever book you’re currently reading back onto your to-be-read pile and pick this up NOW!”
— Katie Reads, book blogger
“I absolutely loved Welcome to Planet Lara! It made me feel all the feels ... what a crazy ride! Eliza, once again, brings her characters to life with humour, heart and realness. I loved every minute of it and did not want it to end! Cannot wait to find out what Eliza has in store for Lara.”
— Brandee Bublé, author
Do you have a furry, scaly, or spiky bebe in your family?
So do we! Send a photo of your beloveds for inclusion in the Pet Zen Gallery. And if you don’t have any creatures roaming your halls, spend a few minutes in the gallery to bring down that blood pressure. It’s good for you, I promise.
Books are good for your brain bits.
“Must Love Otters is a hysterical, side-splitting, chock-full-of-one-liners that will have you giggling … Everyone needs a good romantic comedy in their life, and this one is it!!”
Must Love Otters is a MUST READ!”
— Tara S.
“Dear Dwayne, With Love is one of the funniest romantic comedies I’ve ever read!”
— Elisabeth, Comet Readings
“My Kindle still has one spot that I can’t get cleaned from where I spat all over it from laughing too hard. Every time I see it when I’m reading something else, I’m reminded of Eliza Gordon’s genius.”
— Liis M.
“Love the characters and the writer’s comic wit is so refreshing!”
— Kaybee on Hollie Porter Builds a Raft
“Eliza Gordon writes perfectly relatable and fun characters who think the thoughts we are all thinking and they occasionally say them out loud. I highly recommend this author and her books.”
— L. Lowe
“A must-read romance for all Star Wars fans, this book is totes adorbs.”
— Amber on I Love You, Luke Piewalker (formerly Neurotica)
